What you are about to read is a secret
The Mouse Adoption Agency is an underground organization with the sole purpose of rehoming maverick, revolutionary and unwanted mice.
We believe that no creature is unloveable To this end we seek candidates with wild hearts and freewheeling imaginations.
We live in dangerous times and the mice that find us are the ones who do not toe the line. They are the wanderers, the poets, musicians, acrobats, and the rebels. They tell us their stories, the many different roads they have travelled to find us here among the dust and the clocks and the spiders.
ADOPT A MOUSE
The Mouse Adoption Agency is a world of typewriters, wool and rebellion... a not for profit enterprise, that rehomes knitted mice to suitable wild hearted candidates with a personal typed letter.
In order to decide if you are a suitable applicant, tell us who will adopt the mouse on the form, then make the payment with the red buttons.
We have sent mice to far flung places from Basque Country to Brooklyn to renegades from 1 month to 91 years old.
Mice created by refugees living in the UK and Knitstanbul Syrian refugees based in Istanbul. Profits to Care4Calais and Beyond Borders supporting refugees and asylum seekers in the South West. In the last 10 years we have rehomed over six hundred mice. THANK YOU Mice created by Nasim please support her shop https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/KnittingbyNasim
Every mouse has a story, and a renegade character. Everyone deserves someone.
We are looking for people with brave hearts and wild spirits to give our mice a home. Here you will find unflinching loyalty and boundless joy.
What if the road you were taking is really taking you?
And what if that place was magical and mysterious.
There is no going back. You are already part of a revolution
CHAPBOOK
Instructions to Find the Mouse Adoption Agency.
A Chapbook for the mavericks.
Some roads lead somewhere else,
but some roads lead here.
You have not found us by accident,
nothing we do is left to chance.
Welcome to the Resistance, there is no turning back.
BACS available on request email: mouseadoptionagency@gmail.com
TESTIMONIALS
Here are some of our mice with members of our organisation who have adopted them.
“The mouse is fine… a little neurotic.”
IGGY POP
“His name is Joseph Salmon and I'll raise him as my own". I made this promise today. I will send pics. Love the old typed message. And who's handwriting is that? Love it. Best present I've ever had. And that's saying something :DDD THANK you xxx”
“Michael Squeekerton is actually on holiday with us in France and sharing our bed every night. He goes missing from time to time.”
Dear Chairman Mouse,
Here’s Pinty Pot Plimp sharing plans with an old comrade over a pint of Harvey’s along with all the other rebels celebrating Nov 5th in Lewes Sussex.
I do hope you are all keeping well.
Much love
Kate
Mojar the Minn with her new friend
- With love Tamonuda
Thank you for Monty Dr Gris the rave mouse, I am basically now a parent.”
A note from the Chairman:
“The Mouse Adoption Agency is so cool because it is so secret and it has satisfied me since I was five (I am ten now), it’s so exciting and fun. I have got more mice than I know what to do with”
Have fun adopting them!
From Chairman Mouse
Vivvy and Skipsy
Good news! The mice arrived last Wednesday and their new family loves them all! With a couple of "lost in translation" funny issues like: "as a man of many charms, many mountains and so many eggs..." Not sure if these are fried eggs, or you might know that in Spanish we use the word eggs to refer to the testicles/masculinity... Hahhaa...
Thanks again for your lovely agency.
All the very best.
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GET IN TOUCH
Come and tell us where you'll take the mouse, what special qualities you have. Send us an email, or share it on our agency’s Instagram or Facebook.